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Terms of service

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing and using this website, you accept and agree to be bound by the terms and provision of this agreement. Additionally, when using this website’s particular services, you shall be subject to any posted guidelines or rules applicable to such services. Any participation in this service will constitute acceptance of this agreement. If you do not agree to abide by the above, please do not use this site.

2. Privacy Policy

Our Privacy Policy, which sets out how we will use your information, can be found on this page. By using this website, you consent to the processing described therein and warrant that all data provided by you is accurate.

3. User Account, Password, and Security

If any portion of this site requires you to open an account, you must complete the registration process by providing us with current, complete, and accurate information as prompted by the applicable registration form. You also will choose a password and a user name. You are entirely responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your password and account. Furthermore, you are entirely responsible for any and all activities that occur under your account. You agree to notify us immediately of any unauthorized use of your account or any other breach of security.

4. Commercial Transactions

Products and services available for purchase on the site, which may include books and other merchandise, are subject to separate terms and conditions provided at the point of transaction.

5. Modifications and Interruption to Service

We reserve the right to modify or discontinue the Service with or without notice to the user. We shall not be liable to the user or any third party should we exercise our right to modify or discontinue the Service. You acknowledge and accept that we do not guarantee continuous, uninterrupted, or secure access to our website and operation of our website may be interfered with or adversely affected by numerous factors or circumstances outside of our control.

6. Intellectual Property Rights

All content included or available on this site, including site design, text, files, graphics, interfaces, and the selection and arrangements thereof is the property of Quinn Morley and Nikki Froyd, with all rights reserved, or is the property of third parties protected by intellectual property rights. Any use of materials on the website, including reproduction for purposes other than those noted above, modification, distribution, or replication, any form of data extraction or data mining, or other commercial exploitation of any kind, without prior written permission from us is strictly prohibited.

7. Governing Law

Any disputes arising out of or related to these Terms of Service and/or any use by you of the Site shall be governed by the laws of the Washington State, United States of America, Planet Earth, without regard to the conflicts of laws provisions therein.

8. Date of Last Update

This agreement was last updated on 6/4/24.

privacy policy

Privacy Policy

Effective Date: JUNE 6TH, THE 2024TH YEAR OF OUR FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER LORD

Last Updated: JUNE 6TH, THE 2024TH YEAR OF OUR FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER LORD

Introduction Welcome to ROBINSDESTINY.COM. We are committed to respecting the privacy of our visitors and users. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, disclose, and safeguard your information when you visit our website.

Data Controller

Quinn Morley and Nikki Froyd, located at 4701 88th Ave NW, Gig Harbor, WA, 98335, USA, is the data controller responsible for processing your personal data collected through our website.

Information We Collect

We may collect information about you in a variety of ways including:

  • Personal Data: Personally identifiable information, such as your name, email address, mailing address, and payment information, which you voluntarily give to us when you choose to participate in various activities related to the site, such as newsletter subscription or other email marketing interactions, online checkout, online chat and message boards.

  • Derivative Data: Information our servers automatically collect when you access the site, such as your IP address, browser type, operating system, access times, and the pages you have viewed directly before and after accessing the site.

Purpose and Legal Basis for Processing

Having accurate information about you permits us to provide you with a smooth, efficient, and customized experience. Specifically, we may use information collected about you via the website to:

  • Email you regarding your account or order.

  • Fulfill and manage purchases, orders, payments, and other transactions related to the website.

  • Increase the efficiency and operation of the website.

  • Monitor and analyze usage and trends to improve your experience with the website.

  • Notify you of updates to the website.

  • Offer new products, services, and/or recommendations to you.

  • To provide updates about the progress of our book, special editions, sequels, and related merchandise.

  • To manage crowdfunding campaigns.

  • To process transactions for purchases made on our website.

  • To improve our website and offerings based on your feedback.

The legal basis for processing your personal data is your consent, which you provide explicitly by opting in through our website forms.

Data Sharing and Disclosure

Disclosure of Your Information We may share information we have collected about you in certain situations. Your information may be disclosed as follows:

  • By Law or to Protect Rights: If we believe the release of information about you is necessary to respond to legal process, to investigate or remedy potential violations of our policies, or to protect the rights, property, and safety of others, we may share your information as permitted or required by any applicable law, rule, or regulation.

  • Third-Party Service Providers: We may share your information with third parties that perform services for us or on our behalf, including payment processing, data analysis, email delivery, hosting services, customer service, and marketing assistance.

We use Squarespace to manage content and customer data and to send emails. For payment processing, data may be shared with trusted third-party payment processors. We also store a secure copy of customer data on Microsoft servers and personally-owned hardware to ensure data redundancy and security.

We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer your personally identifiable information to outside parties without your consent, except as described in this policy.

Data Subject Rights

Under the GDPR and other applicable laws, you have the following rights:

  • The right to access your personal data.

  • The right to rectify inaccurate or incomplete data.

  • The right to request deletion of your data ("right to be forgotten").

  • The right to restrict or object to our processing of your data.

  • The right to data portability.

  • The right to withdraw consent at any time.

To exercise these rights, please contact us at by email at privacy@robinsdestiny.com or write us at Robin’s Destiny Book, 4701 88th Ave NW, Gig Harbor, WA, 98335, USA.

Data Security

Security of Your Information We use administrative, technical, and physical security measures to help protect your personal information. While we have taken reasonable steps to secure the personal information you provide to us, please be aware that despite our efforts, no security measures are perfect or impenetrable, and no method of data transmission can be guaranteed against any interception or other type of misuse. We implement a variety of security measures to maintain the safety of your personal information. These include using SSL technology for data transmission and encrypting data at rest.

Data Retention

We retain your personal data only for as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes outlined in this policy, unless a longer retention period is required or permitted by law.

Children's Privacy (COPPA)

We recognize the importance of protecting the privacy of children. This website, its content, and our book(s) and resources we create and distribute are not designed for or directed at children under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect or solicit personal information from anyone under the age of 13 or knowingly allow such persons to register. If we become aware that we have collected personal information from a child under the age of 13 without verification of parental consent, we will take steps to remove that information from our servers.

If you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your child has provided us with personal information without your consent, please contact us. We will delete such information from our files as quickly as possible.

Changes to Our Privacy Policy

We reserve the right to update this privacy policy at any time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated revision date. We encourage you to periodically review this page for the latest information on our privacy practices.

Contact Us

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy or our privacy practices, please contact us by email at privacy@robinsdestiny.com or write us at Robin’s Destiny Book, 4701 88th Ave NW, Gig Harbor, WA, 98335, USA.

disclaimer

The information provided by ROBINSDESTINY.COM is for general informational purposes only. All information on the site is provided in good faith, however, we make no representation or warranty of any kind, express or implied, regarding the accuracy, adequacy, validity, reliability, availability, or completeness of any information on the site.

Intellectual Property Rights: The content on this site, including text, graphics, images, and other material is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws and belongs exclusively to Quinn Morley, Nikki Froyd, or their licensors.

External Links: Our site may contain links to external websites that are not provided or maintained by or in any way affiliated with us. Please note that we do not guarantee the accuracy, relevance, timeliness, or completeness of any information on these external websites.

Limitation of Liability: Under no circumstance shall we have any liability to you for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of the site or reliance on any information provided on the site. Your use of the site and your reliance on any information on the site is solely at your own risk.

Testimonials: The testimonials on this website are provided by actual users of our products and represent their personal experiences and opinions. They are not intended to guarantee that all users will have the same or similar experiences. Individual results may vary, and testimonials are not necessarily representative of what anyone else using our products or services may experience. The testimonials are presented verbatim except for the correction of grammatical or typing errors. Some have been shortened, where the testimonial provided more detail than necessary for the general public.

Medical and Therapeutic Advice Disclaimer: This website is not intended to provide medical, psychological, or therapeutic advice. The content provided on ROBINSDESTINY.COM is for informational purposes only and should not be interpreted as a substitute for professional health advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. If you are experiencing despair, depression, or strong resentment, please see a therapist or other healthcare professional. You can get help from Healthygamer here: https://www.healthygamer.gg/

Mental Health Crisis: If you are experiencing a mental health crisis or having suicidal thoughts, please contact the Suicide Hotline in the USA by dialing 988. Outside of the United States, you can find a Suicide Hotline for your country at the following link: International Suicide Hotlines. Immediate professional support is crucial during a crisis, and we urge you not to delay seeking help.

Amendments: This disclaimer is subject to change at any time and the current version will be posted on our site.

For any queries or concerns about the disclaimer, please contact us at legal@robinsdestiny.com.

Last Updated: 6/4/24.